Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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