they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
They are going to name an STD after you.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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