i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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