Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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