They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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