Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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