Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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