she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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