we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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