Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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