I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i believe in u and ur pee
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
God, I missed his penis.
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