I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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