He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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