Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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