He is an equal opportunity slut.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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