I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
try to milk me bitch
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