the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
