what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
as a side note pls kill me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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