ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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