I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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