If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I smell like Dick and happiness
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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