do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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