how can u be prego again
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
a search helicopter?!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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