Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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