I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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