What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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