can we get nightvision for the apartment?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
