i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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