I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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