Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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