Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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