Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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