I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm sobbing to NWA
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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