Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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