How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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