from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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