...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
