at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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