super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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