her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
operation harelip BJ is a go
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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