I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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