One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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