Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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