I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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