yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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