She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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