we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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