So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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