yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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