Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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