You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Randomize
