Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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