i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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