as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
