Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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