I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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