wrigley field is MILF paradise
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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