Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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