your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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