just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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