another moral hangover. fuck.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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